Indeed

On the train to Dublin at the moment and a woman who has been loudly talking on her phone all the way has suddenly shut up.

Why ?

Because she wants to go to portlaoise and this train doesn't stop there though she says that it should. The checker told he she would have to pay for the portion up to Dublin and back down because she boarded the train and was told to change at Thurles.

She claims she shouldn't have to pay because its not her fault the train doesn't stop and she's doing her bit for the environment.

So there. She has decided to not pay and to argue her case in her cultured tones in Heuston.

The upside for üs is that she has shutup and we no longer have to listen to her work calls.