Heathrow security.

Unfortunately I joined the shoe-removal queue which also was the slowest xray queue.

So we're took off our shoes dutifully out our stuff into the tray and walked through the metal detector to the not-so-dulcet tones of Mrs Security Woman : "stuck with your stuff , do you expect me to push them through for you ?"

Both the girl in front of me and I ignored her because as far as I'm concerned that's her job and that's why the bloody thing is blocked off - to prevent us untrained shoeless folk from pushing stuff through too fast.....

But hey we are so much safer now stripped of our shoes and water.